I'm leavin', on a jet plane! Don't know... why everyone's comin' with me.

 

Kkrrkkrrkk...

This is your captain speaking.

We have beautiful blue skies,

a few scattered clouds,

 and a beautiful day for flying.

Sit back and enjoy your ride... 

kkrkkrkk.

 Colette was lucky enough to get her bag screened.

She thought she won something; she was so excited they picked her bag.

Everything was removed and they wiped the bottom of the bag for chemicals.

Knowing Colette -- I was a little nervous she wouldn't pass.

I just noticed in this picture that the kids are each standing on one foot print.

 haha!

They're so obedient to the TSA.

Kkkkrkkrkk ...

If you haven't been outside since 1959, this is a seat belt...

In the event of a loss in cabin pressure, ...

if you are sitting next to a child, or someone acting like a child,

 then please fasten the bag around your own face

before helping others...

kkrkkrkkk.

kkkrrkkrkk...

 Please note your nearest exits on the plane,

taking note that your nearest one may be behind you...

kkrkkrkkr.

The kids successfully banged their tray tables

until the person in front of them look back with rage in their eyes.

Parker, then, while climbing over everyone to use the restroom,

pulled the ladies hair in front of me,

and she was not happy with us.

Colette couldn't reach the little 1990's air vent above her head,

(the one that puts out a butterfly's flap of air at your face)

so she got out her fancy fan.

Kkkrkkrrkk ... 

This is your captain speaking.

We are beginning our descent into Las Vegas.

Blue skies, warm weather.

We hope you enjoyed your flight.

We hope you refrain from smoking forever.

Have fun at the casinos,

and remember we always appreciate those donations.

kkrrkkrkk.