whose kid is this?

Parker is a little bundle of fun at every turn. I guess being two gives him that privilege.

He hates having his nails clipped but super germ-o-phobe mom hates it when they are long, so off they go. Then he sits for twenty minutes with his hands out like Jack Sparrow making sure he doesn't touch them on anything. Like now they are contaminated or something. Actually it's because he says that they hurt. Yeah right.

Parker LOVES Parmesan cheese! Finally, when mom and dad weren't looking he got the tub and discovered that there is a light sprinkling side and then on the other side is the dump it all out option. So this he decided to do into his mouth, until it all landed in his face in one big avalanche. Blood curling screams escape the kitchen and we run into this...

Can you tell his mouth is FULL of cheese. He was blowing cheese out of his nose the next morning even, and crying it out of his tears.

Is anyone else thinking about Wesley coming out of the lightning sand in the fireswamp...

...or is that just me?

As for Colette, she has put it in her contract that now she can only have her picture taken behind glass*

*tupperware may be sufficient if no glass partition is available.