Presto!

Ladies and Gentleman...

boys and girls...

Prepare to be amazed. 

What you are about to see may shock you beyond belief.

These images have not been doctored in any way.

The Las Vegas Vacation Company

proudly presents..

'MAZING MITCHELL 

the MAGICIAN!

{drum roll please...}

Look into my eyes...

You are getting very sleepy...

When I snap my fingers you will bring all the milk to me...

You will have no recollection of this conversation.

Snap!

And now for my first trick...

That's right folks without the aid of wires or cables...

our baby magician is standing on his own!

!!!APPLAUSE!!!

{that's right, I can clap now too}